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Today in the Apocalypse: Makeover Parties For Little Girls

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Did you know more than thirty percent of ten-year-old girls worry about their body image? Did you just barf in your mouth a little?

Good, because now you're really in for it: makeover parties... for eight-year-olds...

A furious mother who, of course, prefaces her remarks in the Daily Mail by saying that she's not "prudish" (compared to what?), has something to say to these parents who want to make single-digit daughters into double-digit whores:

A few days ago, my eight-year-old daughter Bo came home from school with a bemused expression on her face. One of her friends was hosting a makeover party.

Bo instinctively knew that she would never have been allowed to attend. I was utterly appalled. Frankly, I would rather cut my left arm off than let my girls wear make-up.

I was horrified to discover that some mothers believe it's acceptable to invite little girls of seven and eight to a party for the sole purpose of having their hair and make-up done.

In the States, I know they offer body waxing for girls as young as seven.

With major supermarkets selling 'sexy' thongs for five-year-old girls or tops with provocative writing, our children are becoming objectified and sexualised well before their time. It's a paedophile's dream.

We knew about high heels for babies, but not about thongs for five-year-olds or (ewwwwwww) bikini waxes for kids. Is it time to make these things illegal-- obviously not the makeup party, which is just plain poor parenting and nothing more-- or what?

Via the Daily Mail.

 

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Comments

Emily Farris said:

No parents should let their daughters wax anything at 8 years old. I believe you have to be old enough to pay for that pain with your own hard-earned money, but obviously you've never been an 8-year-old girl. I think we're taught to hate out bodies around 7.

November 6, 2008 10:25 AM

dippy_gumball said:

Illegal, no.  Every parent has the right to decide what's right for their kids.  But it's gross and disgusting.

November 6, 2008 10:56 AM

Sarah said:

Okay, having a party specifically for hair and makeup, kinda warped, but at the same time... didn't you girls go to sleepovers where you played with each others hair and messed around with "play" makeup (or stole some of moms)? That's a normal girl party thing to do.

November 6, 2008 11:03 AM

DL said:

I had castoff makeup from my older sisters when I was a little girl, so I don't necessarily see it as strange that little girls want to wear makeup and get their hair done.

The clothing and undergarments that are being marketed to little girls is strange though. But it's up to the parents not to buy them.

November 6, 2008 11:10 AM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Really it's not any different than playing dress up.

But.....What's the point of a bikini wax on a kid? There's no hair there, what are they waxing? It wouldn't even hurt. There's no hair to pull out. While it's weird it's not really that different from a father letting a son "shave" with a razor with no blade.

Unless it's done by a republican or a priest, in which case it's probably some sort of molestation.

November 6, 2008 12:04 PM

Gavin said:

No, it is not time to make anything else illegal. The Libs are right, quit trying to make laws to cover "what I think you shouldn't do".

That said, the parents should be legally liable for their idiocy (but won't be). The jaded spin to it is "

Hey, my daughter's future problem employee" when you see some pre-teen hooker-in-training.

November 6, 2008 2:34 PM

Lisa said:

What's wrong with a makeover party?  We had these all the time when we were that age.  I had a big thing of old makeup that I toted to every party and we'd play around with it.  Girls like to play dress up and imitate their mothers or older sisters, and there's nothing wrong with that.  It's quite a jump from a French braid to a bikini wax.  Should we start outlawing Strawberry Shortcake lip gloss too?  

November 7, 2008 2:53 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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