Hmm, something tells us this "Revirginator" might be a fake. What do you think?
According to this blog, they're very popular in China... among scam artists...
On the Chinese city streets everywhere, you will find these ads:
- "Your virginity back in 5 minutes"
- "The product of high-technology! Your unspeakable secret will be erased!"
- "Get your virginity back for 260 RMB!"
- "No surgery, no shots, no medicine, no side-effects. Only 260 RMB!"
Then we received an e-mail, ostensibly a promotional link but arguably straight-on spam. Emphasis added and all spelling/typos/grammatical errors are theirs:
Wow! Artificial Virginity Hymen, for ladies! Now you can let your man experience the first night again and stay virgin always. To get back your first night, insert this Artificial Virginity Hymen to your pussy, carefully, then it will expand a little and you will feel a little tight. When penetrate, this thing will ooze out a realistic blood. Yeah, with some groan and moan (o oh oOo. Oh oh yeah!), you will pass through undetectable. Please remember to clean your vulva after sex.
“The Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto back in 1993 then firstly used by the local and soon got famous in Thailand in 1995 and now in south east asia, south asia and middle east countries. The Artificial Virginity Hymen is made of natural albumin, medical use inflation element and water-soluble base medicinal preparation which have no side effect.” [Link]
There were large-sized pics to go with the link, but the description is gross enough. Blogs are picking this story up now and running it straight. How much you want to bet not even a virgin guy would believe his female partner was still a virgin if she used this?
Warning: Do NOT purchase.
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