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While You Were Sleeping: Sex Tape Blackmail

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Spinal Tap confirmed they will play an acoustic tour that will hit Vancouver, Seattle, New York, and several other North American cities.

Eddie Murphy will finally get what he always wanted? No, not an Oscar-- it's the chance to play Richard Pryor.

Last year, we brought you the story of a man who had sex with a park bench... had his dick caught in that park bench, then went through four hours of hell as... okay, we'll stop there. Just read this Cracked list about having sex with inanimate objects. 

Bartering is the new e-bay.

A guy who had sex with another man, whom he later discovered is a married father and decided to blackmail, has been sentenced to a mere four months in prison. 

We were pretty sure this is a joke-- an airline considering charging passengers one euro for using the toilet-- but Strollerderby swears it ain't.

Blake Fielder-Civil's mom blames Amy Winehouse for her son's failing marriage. What about his introducing her to drugs, lady?

And Sharon Osbourne is being sued over that fight on Charm School, the only three minutes of that show anyone's ever sat through.

 

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Comments

Colleen Kane said:

I have flown that airline, Ryanair, and that charge is not a joke, but the airline kind of is. You pretty much say bye-bye to all of your rights in exchange for flying from Dublin to London or whatevs for 19 pounds.

March 3, 2009 9:52 AM

Wyatt said:

Okay, they made a great movie once, but Spinal Tap is really milking it now.  Their time when they were of any interest has long since passed.  Is there any demand at all for continued ST appearances?

March 3, 2009 10:33 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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