Here's one of our favorites from Detroit Mayor (excuse us, ex-Detroit Mayor and now ex-felon) Kwame Kilpatrick:
6/23/02
Kwame (11:16 p.m.): I wand you to talk to me while I do you. ------- I want you to focus on making me make you come! ERASE.
We wand you to click hard on the Read more... for the rest of these golden sext messages...
1) 2/24/03
Kwame's Wife (4:47 p.m.): Had a bad dream last night...that you had a girlfriend. So of course I woke up pissed!
Kwame to wife (4:52): LOL. I have one Girlfriend...My Best Ever and lastly My Soulmate! SLEEP WELL!!
Kwame to girlfriend (10:28): THIS IS FOR U! LOL. I have one Girlfriend...My Best Ever and lastly My Soulmate! SLEEP WELL!!
2) 9/08/04
Kwame (11:56): You TOLD ME. Ok, I SOLD WEED IN COLLEGE!
Girlfriend (11:58): WHHHHAAAAATTTT! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!
Kwame (12:01 p.m.): LOLOLOLOL! YEP! ME AND TIM
3) 8/30/04
Kwame (5:25 p.m.): CAN I GET SOME SUGAR LATER?
Girlfriend (5:36): NO QUESTION!!!
Kwame (5:37): THANK YOU MAM!
4) 7/23/02
Kwame (2:51 p.m.): I REALLY BELIEVED THAT I HAD NO CHANCE TO BE WITH YOU. I've WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU SINCE I WAS 17yrs OLD. I BELIEVED IT WAS MY ONLY OPPORTNITY[sic]. AT THAT TIME I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A TEENAGE FANTASY COME TRUE! NOW I KNOW DIFFERENT.
5) 6/10/02
Girlfriend (8:28 p.m.): Hey, would you be mad if I found another man/husband between now and sometime in the next two years? Lou Beatty and I might not make it and I need to find a new husband!
Kwame (8:50): I WOULD BE MAD AS HELL! STAY WITH LOU. I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER DUDE.
Wait, his girlfriend was married as well? We didn't know that and, in a way, it does make this whole affair slightly more sordid. Thanks to Talking Points Memo for finding these five gems in the official transcripts, which contain over 6,000 messages between Kilpatrick and his then-chief-of-staff, Christine Beatty. Both were eventually arrested for obstruction of justice and perjury charges stemming from a simple $25,000 lawsuit, ending an administration marred by police officers murdering whistleblowers, Kilpatrick's wife assaulting strippers, and bribery allegations.
So, if you are starting to feel bad for the former Mayor because we're mocking him and exposing his hypocrisy, just think about that...
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