Scanners Brian, Emily, and Colleen were at the Bust Party at SXSW last night, during which Dinosaur, Jr. made a surprise appearance. Needless to say, blogging will be slow this morning, with more activity later on...
The man himself-- Bruce Springsteen-- did The Daily Show.
This guy didn't realize everyone on the train he was supposed to be operating could see his penis.
Unfortunately, most of the spectators probably enjoyed this "catfight," in which boobs were bared.
We missed out on the news that PETA celebrated St. Patrick's Day in their own special way.
We heard about the topless bar in Austin that was busted for featuring a sixteen-year-old girl.
Seth Rogen calls his own back hair "glorious."
Barack Obama needs to stop making jokes. About anyone and anything-- it's making him sound more out of touch than Al Gore.
And right-wing crazies at WorldNet Daily believe teens are drinking poison to induce abortions. What do you think?
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