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Sloppy Seconds: Another Woman We've Never Heard of is FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Waterboarding: Bad. Waterboarding Sean Hannity? Eh. For charity? Ahhh, maybe?No. No. Waterboarding is bad. [Huffington Post]

Vice, most recent employer of the Hipster Grifter, has launched a new series on the Vice Broadcasting System called "Beyond the Pages of Vice." It's basically filming them working on their articles, and the first is a look at the, uh, dangers of mixing aerosol hairspray and fire. No word yet on whether or not the Hipster Grifter or her boobs will make an appearance in future episodes. [VBS]

We were just thinking about switching to a bra without underwires, because, well, we don't have much to hold up. But not now. A Detroit woman's underwire actually deflected a bullet! [2News]

Miley Cyrus may be a bratty little Southerner who loves little baby Jesus, but she also loves the gays (her new fanbase?). [AfterEllen]

Last year, when FHM named Megan Fox "Sexiest Woman in the World," we were all "WTF?", the 'W' standing for "who," of course. We're singing the same song for this year's winner Cheryl Cole. May she find the same, uh, fame as Fox in the coming year. [FHM] 

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Comments

m0006m said:

Can ANYONE comment about why this post was taken down? hooksexup.com/.../in-lieu-of-sloppy-seconds-this-breaking-internal-boob-news.aspx

Since when can a site like Hooksexup not handle a little criticism? This smacks of censorship and makes me even more nervous about the upcoming changes.

(Also, if you end up blogging somewhere else, Emily, I'll follow you there. I like you.)

April 23, 2009 11:18 PM

bruce10l said:

Hey m0006m

I asked the same thing in the comments a few posts down.

April 24, 2009 1:05 AM

Geebee said:

Since they took down that post I will comment here. Leave Scanner and the rest of Hooksexup the way it is you dimwits. Go to the childrens' section at Borders and ask the nice people there for a book with the story of the golden goose. Read it and take note.

April 24, 2009 11:51 AM

jenny said:

PS That's not Cheryl Cole.  It's Nadine Coyle.  Who's actually kinda cool.  Surprisingly. :)

April 24, 2009 6:28 PM

Emily Farris said:

Weird, considering I pulled them from the Cheryl Cole slideshow on FHM.

April 24, 2009 6:39 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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