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Australian Family Association in Desperate Need of Vibrators

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

A  group in Australia is so concerned about the welfare of others that they want family-friendly stores to please think of the children and to cease carrying discreetly packaged Durex vibrators. These same pharmacies sell other sex products like condoms and Viagra, but here's why vibrators are shameful. 

 AFA spokesman John Morrissey said, "There's only one use for them and that's not a habit we want to encourage in teenage girls." 

"If these products belong anywhere it's in an adult sex shop that people don't want to be seen entering."

 This can only mean one thing. 

John Morrissey and company clearly need to be educated about how vibrators don't kill girls or impregnate them and can enrich lives.

Why not tell the AFA gang about your favorite kinds? Morrissey and the organization's president can both be emailed via this page on their website. For some other talking points, the organization is also anti-gay marriage, anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia. So many dangers are threatening the family unit! But especially the idea of a teenage girl wielding a vibrator. 

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Comments

Apollo said:

Someone needs to tell that guy to go fuck himself.

May 12, 2009 10:54 AM

Sarah Estrella said:

Nothing like a good campaign to put the shame back into masturbation. John Morrissey is probably one of those guys who insists he never jerks off too.

Personally, I'm thrilled to see how much more widely available some of these kinds of products are becoming. Here in the U.S. we can now buy LELO, Jimmyjane, and other top-shelf sex toys at Walgreen's, of all places. I love it.

May 12, 2009 11:55 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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