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  • Sloppy Seconds: Nobody Wants To See Lindsay Lohan Naked

     

     

    Hillary Clinton grew up playing dice games with barons and earls. She knows how to throw straight 7's in the oldest established craps game in New York, where she's lived her whole life. She also apparently played the ancient game of pinochle, before it and the dinosaurs were extinguished by the Mesopotamians.

    HFS! One half of the famed twin gay black porn star burglar brothers escaped from custody by smashing through a police car window with his head. He then launched himself out of the car and landed face first on the pavement. Following this, most people would be a) dead and b) begging to be Tased into unconsciousness. Not this dude...

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  • Busted: Identical Twin Gay Porn Stars

     

    Apparently, porn doesn't pay very much these days. Philly porn stars and identical twin bro's were busted last week for a string of cat burglaries in which they used an ax and saw to get into a Rite Aide and local beauty parlor.

    Their other exploits are far more interesting, however...

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  • Looks Like Movie Crime Doesn't Always Pay Off

    Maybe you've heard about the two guys that escaped from prison last night in a way that's remarkably similar to a certain much-beloved movie?

    ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) -- Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said.

    {...] Authorities launched a review of security measures, and barred inmates from pinning up pictures from magazines on their cell walls.

    Well, don't go thinking that movie life works out all the time. Not only are we fairly certain that Jose Espinosa and Otis Blunt were not, in fact, framed for the murder of their wives, but it turns out that on the other side of the world, a movie shoot in Africa went horribly, horribly wrong.

    The director of an Angolan crime film says police have shot dead two of his actors after mistaking them for real armed robbers.

    The duo were carrying unloaded firearms as they filmed a scene in a rough suburb of the capital Luanda, director Radical Ribeiro told AFP news agency.

    [...] Mr Ribeiro told AFP that police arrived at the scene in a pick-up truck and "started shooting at everybody at close range".

    You know there are Hollywood producers that heard that story and we're like ""Lucky bastards! They got a whole new shootout scene and didn't have to hire a scab screenwriter!"



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