Well, it's really "I Love Myself For Loving You: Chelsea Clinton." Just in case she reads this one day when we're going out.
Chelsea Clinton is really hot in person. I was at a party once and saw a dolled-up redhead in a slinky green dress, shuffling through the crowd with a decorated Marine on her arm. At the time, I was partly distracted by conversation with a very hot, spiky-haired Iraq war vet who was telling me about her taking a tank out for a spin and blasting some death metal into the Bagdad streets, just for laughs. She looked exactly like a girl I fell in love with in New Orleans on her last night before reporting for duty with the Army, and who I never heard from again after she went to Afghanistan.
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