... and it is "Aqua Dots," the North American name for the GHB-laced crafting toy that we told you about yesterday. 4.2 million boxes of the things are being recalled in the U.S. and Canada after the Australian version, called Bindees, were similarly pulled from shelves. The Times has an interesting piece on how the offending chemicals were discovered following the hospitalization of a 2 year old in Sydney. We especially like the part where the British marketing guy is like "We are 99% sure that the product is safe, and also we are running tests to see how fucked we are."
Oh, and for all you club kids out there kicking yourselves for not running to Toys-R-Us sooner, the official Aqua Dots website is still out there to taunt you with its trippy, space-inflected graphics. Sorry Moonbeam, guess you'll just have to keep trying to make that piss and feces buzz happen.