The UK's Sunday Times knows why you're still single: because you have taken more than one mobile phone photograph of your genitals, you own a pair of Crocs (hey!), have ever said "Oh my god, you're a Gemini!," and 47 other reasons. Frankly, we think we can come up with a better list, and will, by Friday. Suggestions welcome in the comments section.
TimesOnline: 50 Reasons why you're still single