We'd hate to be on staff at Urban Legend ER. For one thing, they look busier than County General and Seattle Grace combined. But more importantly, we wouldn't wanna have to deal with Elton John (or a reasonable facsimile) constantly trying to extract and drink our sperm. This is a hospital, dammit, not a frat house!
(Huh. This video don't seem to be coming in on the site like it should. Jerks! Well, click here to see it.)