So you’ve spent the better part of the past year in and out of rehab, becoming a tabloid fixture in the process. Your last starring role in I Know Who Killed Me nabbed you a record number of Razzie awards for a single performance. This may be your last chance to reclaim any sort of respectable movie career. What do you do, Lindsay Lohan? What do you do?

Well, apparently you sign on to play Nancy Pitman in Manson Girls, a new take on the Helter Skelter story, hot on the heels of your appearance in Chapter 27, the latest Mark David Chapman biopic. Pitman isn’t one of your more glamorous members of the Manson family; heck, she doesn’t even have her own wikipedia page. But the good folks at the Manson Girl Info Center came to our rescue with a little biographical information. Known as “Brenda” to the family, “the former Malibu surfer girl quickly became one of the most hardcore members of the Family. She was present when Charles Watson, Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, and Linda Kasabian came back to Spahn's Ranch after their night of murder and mayhem at the home of Sharon Tate on August 9, 1969. It is also widely believed that she went back to the actress's house with Manson later that night to survey the crime scene and leave false clues to throw off the police.”

We’re eagerly awaiting additional casting information. How about Paris Hilton as Squeaky Fromme? Britney Spears as Leslie Van Houten? This could be the Valley of the Dolls of our time, people.