Sex Advice From Glee Fans

By Ri Kennedy

Will, 29

What's the best way to pick up a Glee fan?
Two words: karaoke bar. Get the party started with some Journey or Bon Jovi, and then later in the night turn them to mashed potatoes with a sappy Meat Loaf ballad. And don't underestimate the power of duets.

What has Glee taught you about dating?
That anybody — anybody — can be cool in their own way. And get a date.

My girlfriend only listens to rap, and I love a good four-part harmony. It's affecting our sex life, because we both like to listen to music while we shag. What should I do?
Mash-up! Take what you love about both genres and put that shit together. Take it from me, Beethoven's "Choral Fantasia" sounds so much sweeter mixed with a little Lil' Wayne.

I like this guy I work with, but no one knows if he plays for my team or not. How can I figure out if he's gay without being awkward about it?
Get to know him. Present him with some choices. Theater tickets, or opening day for the Yankees. An Oscar Wilde classic, or a John Grisham bestseller. And then do the math. And ladies, a modern man can be cultured and still love the clam.

My boyfriend still shares a bed with sisters when they come to visit. It drives me crazy and I think it's freakish! How can I talk to him about this without insulting him or his family?
Why would you need to talk to him? Sharing a bed isn't always sexual. And if it's a matter of sharing a bed with your sister or sleeping on a dirty, pee-stained futon that was salvaged from some nasty frat house, I'd take the bed any day.

I really like having sex in public places, but my girlfriend is too scared of getting caught. How can I convince her to do it once and awhile?
Start small and work your way up. Move it out of the bedroom in baby steps. Try the living room couch or the bathroom of your local pub. In no time at all you'll be doing it on the cross-town local during rush hour.