Denmark Really Wants Its Citizens to Bang
It’s a matter of national pride.
Read MoreIf you leave your penis ring vibrating in a trash can, people will think it’s a bomb.
Read More“At the time it was thought this was a bizarre proposition,” one scientist said.
Read More“I don’t currently have any other clear path for productivity,” the teen said.
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Read MoreInfinite Monkeys are overjoyed that our candidate for president has finally thrown his toupee in the ring.
Read MoreSharks attacks, real life teddy bears, and monkeys in college. Oh, my!
Read MoreToday the Infinite Monkeys learn that NASA’s building flying saucers and homework is making you depressed.
Read MoreDoes love require compromise? The final part of our discussion on selfishness.
Read More“The best way to stay focused is to yell ‘Do your job! Just do your job!’ at your penis.”
Read MoreThe A-Team taught us that impossible things can be accomplished using the element of surprise. Pegging is no different.
Read MoreTake Bad’s advice. You’ll never regret it.
Read More“Get a fake arm cast and put a bunch of fake friends’ names on it so the girl thinks you’re injured and have lot of friends.”
Read MoreTake Bad’s advice. You’ll never regret it.
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