Denmark Really Wants Its Citizens to Bang
It’s a matter of national pride.
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Sex Toy Bomb Scare in Casino
If you leave your penis ring vibrating in a trash can, people will think it’s a bomb.
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Scientists Kinda Find Aliens on a Comet
“At the time it was thought this was a bizarre proposition,” one scientist said.
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Bored Teen Hero Loves to SWAT Disneyland
“I don’t currently have any other clear path for productivity,” the teen said.
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Scientists: Dropping Acid as Safe as Riding a Bike
Riding a bike on acid still dangerous, though.
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Infinite Monkeys say Donald Trump for Prez!
Infinite Monkeys are overjoyed that our candidate for president has finally thrown his toupee in the ring.
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Infinite Monkeys Learn Chernobyl Foxes Make Sandwiches
Sharks attacks, real life teddy bears, and monkeys in college. Oh, my!
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Infinite Monkeys Learn to Win Millions
Today the Infinite Monkeys learn that NASA’s building flying saucers and homework is making you depressed.
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Self-ish: Part 3
Does love require compromise? The final part of our discussion on selfishness.
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No Success in Sacramento: Bad Advice with Bad Barrington
“The best way to stay focused is to yell ‘Do your job! Just do your job!’ at your penis.”
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Peggy likes the Pegging: Bad Advice with Bad Barrington
The A-Team taught us that impossible things can be accomplished using the element of surprise. Pegging is no different.
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Checked Out in Fairfield: Bad Advice with Bad Barrington
Take Bad’s advice. You’ll never regret it.
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Sex Advice From Bob Odenkirk
“Get a fake arm cast and put a bunch of fake friends’ names on it so the girl thinks you’re injured and have lot of friends.”
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Pornless in Seattle: Bad Advice with Bad Barrington
Take Bad’s advice. You’ll never regret it.
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