How To “Win” A Sex Scandal
From Leathers to Lewinsky, which of these 5 famous scandal makers came out on top? Sydney Leathers, Anthony Wiener's sexter ex…
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Is Pickup Artistry Good For Women After All?
I get most of my men to create female profiles online to see how men are objectifying women and that’s not really what women…
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Every Dick Pic Search Ever: A Graphic Analysis
We take a scientific lens to Google Trends for the latest wiener-y pictures. A couple days ago The Frisky published an essay docum…
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James Deen’s Vines Are Weirder Than Yours
From porn to angry plush puppies, Deen's Vines are mini masterpieces. James Deen is one of the swelling numbers of porn stars …
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Even 19th Century Girls Had to Worry About Being Catfished
"Yes, telegraphy has its romantic side." A new article published on The Atlantic documents a seemingly anachronisti…
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Why Our Walter Whites Make Television Great
Interview with Oscar Winner and Community star Jim Rash on the future of TV I spoke to Jim Rash (the Dean on Community) about…
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Which Books Should You Read If You Want To Get Laid?
If you’re looking for complacent cogs in the machine, stay away from the Heller fan. Omnivore, a book review hub based out of Lond…
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The 5 Types Of Relationships You Only See On TV
We're quick to typecast actors, but their relationship styles are even more restrictive than their personalities. Emily Nussba…
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The Top 5 Billionaires You Should Be Gold Digging
Did you say "In-house dinosaur park"? Clive Palmer, billionaire, already had a life-size T-Rex on his estate in Australi…
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What Makes Science Fiction Movies So Sexy?
What Makes Science Fiction Movies So Sexy? That's how I'm going to attack the audience; I'm going to attack them sexua…
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Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Belongs To Your Mailman
A NSFW competition to determine the smallest penis in Brooklyn involved penis formal wear, transparent swimwear, and a talent segm…
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Name That Lyric: Acclaimed Poet or Jay Z?
More foreign than China or Vagina / More alarming than going down Niagara on Viagra. "Rap is poetry…You take those lyri…
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Pick Out Your Next Date By Feeding Them Ice Cream
Baskin-Robbins market research proves it: trying to pick someone up at a bar? Ask them if they like chocolate. Baskin-Robbins has …
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5 Emmy Nomination Categories We’re Pissed Don’t Exist
What, Best Cry Face isn't an option? Hark! The Emmy nominations are out. Peasants, cast off thy remotes and kneeleth befo…
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Life-Changing Sex Advice, According to Killer Shark Movies
There's plenty of fish in the sharknado, as they say. Sharknado, a made for TV movie authored by somebody predictably named &q…
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In Defense of The Man-Child
Not only do I not have a problem with Man-Children, but I think I might be one. Cultural criticism trend pieces have become …
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The Hidden Sex Lives Of TV Characters
Here's what we should be doing with TV criticism: figuring out what a character's living room says about how and…
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5 Songs We Love That Are Secretly Creepy
"Blurred Lines" is a problem we're bored with. Here are five more catchy yet creepy songs you didn't know to com…
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Sex Advice From The Pride Parade
Q: You guys are all queer, do you have any sex tips for straight women? A: Straight girls should strap it on and do it in the…
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The Top 5 Cult Classics From My Childhood Reimagined As (Adult) TV Shows
Hello shirtless Daniel Day Lewis, welcome to my television. Some reboots just make sense. Ah yes, gem of barely-yesteryear The Las…
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