The Thirteen Least Appetizing Food/Vagina Metaphors of Song

We've lost our appetite.

Lana Del Rey has a song on her new album that contains the dubious affirmation "My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola." People are (understandably) talking about this. But what they're not talking about is the rich history of conflating vaginas and food in song. Thankfully, we are here to help.

 

1. Pepsi-Cola

"My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola." — "Cola (Pussy)," Lana Del Rey

 

2. Peaches

"Peaches and cream / I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend / Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine / It's even better when it's with ice cream / Know what I mean?" — "Peaches 'N' Cream," 112

 

3. Sugar

"Let me take you somewhere you've never been / I could show you things you've never seen / I could make you never wanna fall in love again / Come spend the night inside my sugar walls." — "Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton

 

4. Sauerkraut

 

"Put a bratwurst in your sauerkraut!" — "Pussy," Rammstein

 

5. Unspecified "flavors"

"Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors / High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper" — "How Many Licks," Lil' Kim

 

6. A Skittle

"Wanna play me like a fiddle? I'm not so brittle / Come diddle my skittle, 'cause there's only one peach with the hole in the middle." — "Diddle My Skittle," Peaches

 

7. Cocoa Puffs

"Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa, mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky milky, right?" — "My Humps," Black Eyed Peas

 

8. Rice cake

"If you still wanna kiss it / Come, come, come and get it / Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping / Kill it, tip it / Cake, fill it." — "Birthday Cake (Remix)," Rihanna & Chris Brown

 

9. Regular cake

"The boys think it's cake when they taste my (Woohoo) / You don't even need a plate, just your face, ha! (Woohoo)" — "Woohoo," Christina Aguilera

 

10. Stew

"You heard of salt 'n peppa, well girl, you food. Girl, you hot like a bowl of hot stew." — "Pussy Monster," Lil' Wayne

 

11. Pudding

"Everybody's talking 'bout chicken an' rice / All of those dishes are mighty nice / Gather 'round you girls and listen to me / I wanna tell you about my baby's recipe / I like my baby's pudding, I like it best of all." — "I Like My Baby's Pudding," Wynonie Harris

 

12. Cherry pie

"She's my cherry pie / Cool drink of water / Such a sweet surprise / Tastes so good make a grown man cry / Sweet cherry pie." — "Cherry Pie," Warrant

 

13. Unspecified homeless-relief foodstuffs

"My puss feeds the homeless." — "My Puss," Awkwafina

 

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