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Straight girls who make out with girls at parties get their own "sexual orientation"

Science finally has a label for that girl at the party who likes to flirt and make out with other girls: flexisexual. Experts credit increased cultural awareness of same-sex relationships as the catalyst for increased open-mindedness among heterosexual women, leading them to "flex" and kiss each other for fun or attention from men. Scientists, please stop wasting time by creating words nobody needs — "drunk" is much easier to spell than "flexisexual," and a little less trivializing to the legitimately gay.

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Feb 25 11 - 1:52am
KT

I think Sasha Grey is great as a porn star/model but when it comes to acting she is just awful. She ruined Entourage and was just disappointing in "The Girlfriend Experience". Then again, this is only music video.

Feb 25 11 - 9:54am
mm

to be fair, i'm pretty sure entourage ruined entourage.

Feb 25 11 - 4:22pm
SJ

agreed. wholeheartedly.

Feb 25 11 - 1:55am
KT

Also what kind of bullshit is that... prescriptions for condoms. It's simply irrational.

Feb 25 11 - 9:25am
JCF

The Philippines population is 80% Catholic, so requiring a prescription for condoms lets them keep a nice database of who the heathens are.

Feb 25 11 - 10:32pm
S

DIFFERENT VALUES ARGGHHH!

Feb 26 11 - 2:19am
KT

I was saying this regulation might have severe social implications which I hope they took into consideration regardless of their religious beliefs.

Feb 26 11 - 2:47am
S

I sorta doubt they did it because God told them in a dream, if that's what you mean.

Feb 28 11 - 11:28pm
MrsF

Such a huge step back for disease prevention. Not to mention family planning, though I don't know if they have such stringent views on birth control pills too.

Feb 25 11 - 2:53am
dambrose

And here I thought heteroflexible was the term we use for usually straight people who sometimes take a stroll down the gay path.

Feb 25 11 - 7:11pm
Someone

We already have terms for those people: bisexual or closeted. Why waste heteroflexible on them?

Also, for the dumb people, I'm not saying bisexuals are closet homosexuals. I'm saying "usually straight people who sometimes take a stroll down the gay path" are one or the other.

Feb 25 11 - 11:53am
Namely

Isn't castration only when you make the testicles non-functional or remove them? I don't think it's correct to say JWB was castrated. "Dismembered" maybe?

Feb 25 11 - 8:13pm
GeeBee

He was bobbitted - his fate was so widely publicized he got his own word!

Feb 28 11 - 1:39am
Mel Gibson

It is much better to read the comments first and then go through the pages, quite comical!

Feb 28 11 - 2:32am
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Mar 08 11 - 1:48pm
jill

i think the whole of facebook is kind of a stalker app, yes? banning one aspect probably not going to do the trick.
jill
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