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The Ten Sexiest Movie Superheroes

Was Christian Bale or George Clooney a sexier Batman?
By James Brady Ryan

With their unlikely physiques and feats of derring-do, superheroes are naturally sexy. But when these comic-book do-gooders get their own movies, they're often embodied by flavor-of-the-month celebrities delivering flat line readings in hokey costumes — not nearly as sexy. Here are some stars who managed to make our favorite superheroes as alluring on screen as they were on the page.

10. Christopher Reeve as Superman, Superman

Making Superman interesting is a particular challenge. You don't have the emotional darkness of Batman, you don't have the outcast desperation of the X-Men, and you're basically invincible. It's hard to be flawless and still be sexy. But if you can't have edge, you can at least have charm, and Reeve brought it to his performance as the Man of Steel in spades. Superman could have been as bland as wheat germ, but the lovable Reeve made him the golden boy you'd love to have hot marital congress with.

9. Ron Perlman as Hellboy, Hellboy

In any list of sexy superheroes, you're bound to get a few out-there characters: not all non-humans can be as normal-looking as Superman. Hellboy is probably on the far end of the spectrum. Sure, he's bright red and has sawed-off horns, but his swagger is undeniable, and in all honesty, you have to admit you'd go to bed with Hellboy over an un-costumed Perlman.

8. Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, The Crow

Your favorite superhero who could also pass as a member of The Cure, Lee's Eric Draven was gothic and terribly romantic in a way that made you forget his harlequin makeup. The perfect mix between action hero and rock star, this performance was made all the more tragically alluring by Lee's accidental death during the film's final weeks of production.

7. Carla Gugino as Silk Spectre, Watchmen

No, not wooden Malin Akerman. We're talking about Gugino as Akerman's mother, who fought crime under the same nom de guerre. Her Vargas-girl style and the feistiness that was missing from her daughter more than made up for her lack of screen time.

6. Edward Norton as the Hulk, The Incredible Hulk

We maintain that this reboot of the Hulk story would have a better rep had it not come out the same summer as Iron Man and The Dark Knight. The timing was off, but Norton's sweet, endearingly sensitive version of scrawny genius Bruce Banner struck all the right chords, even if his green-skinned alter-ego still looked a bit too much like a plastic model.

5. Anna Paquin as Rogue, X-Men

You always want want you can't have, and Rogue, the mutant whose very touch can kill, can't have anyone, making her a smoldering furnace of unfulfilled longings. Though Paquin's version of Rogue was stuck on young Iceman — not quite the partner we would have chosen — she had more than a few moments of crackling (and vaguely inappropriate) tension with the brooding and burly Wolverine over the course of three movies.

4. Robert Downey, Jr. as Iron Man, Iron Man

Tony Stark's mechanical suit doesn't do much for sex appeal, leaving almost everything to the imagination. For all you know, it could be Pauly Shore under all that bulky metal. Luckily, the ever-capable and rakishly sexy Downey, Jr.'s smooth, cocksure Stark — like Bruce Wayne without all the melancholy — was so indelible it was impossible to forget the sexiness under the armor.

3. Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, X-Men

Now that we know what a sunny, sometimes hammy guy Jackman really is, it's amazing to look back at his first appearance as Wolverine, an abrasive, tortured, and dangerously hot mutant lacking both memories and impulse control. He was the bad boy who you knew — in your soul, damn it! — had a heart of gold. And even though the Wolverine/Jean Grey/Cyclops love triangle stretched out over two films, it never seemed like a contest, as poor goody-two-shoes Cyclops could hardly keep up.

2. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Batman Returns

Catwoman has always followed her own agenda, and while she may have been an adversary for Batman in this film, her end game was stopping the power-hungry businessman Max Shreck (who, it should be noted, pushed her out a window). You might question her moral compass, but you can't question the unstoppable sexual force of Pfeiffer in one of the first explicitly bondage-gear-inspired superhero outfits.

1. Christian Bale as Batman, Batman Begins

After Batman & Robin managed to make George Clooney unsexy, any actor would be rightfully wary of donning the pointy-eared mask. Luckily, Bale returned sexiness to the Batman name in Batman Begins (and its sequel,The Dark Knight). Able to shift from suave, playboy millionaire to gravel-voiced vengeance machine on a dime, this Batman may be a little intense, but looking like Christian Bale goes a long way.

Commentarium (44 Comments)

Apr 14 10 - 11:08pm
sp007c

James Bond?

Apr 15 10 - 12:14am
JMW

No Billy Zane as The Phantom? For shame.

Apr 15 10 - 1:18am

No love for Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier, sexiest bald psychic ever?

Apr 15 10 - 2:10am
Betty

Bonus points for remembering Michelle Pfeiffer! To the best of my recollection, watching her in theaters as Catwoman is when I realized I was bisexual.

Apr 15 10 - 6:35am
PO

A list only a gay man could possibly put together. You got maybe one out of 10 right. Maybe.

Apr 15 10 - 7:28am
luke

The Crow sexy? I guess if you have a thing for the goth offspring of Micheal Jackson and Insane Clown Posse.

Apr 15 10 - 8:29am
ABM

I'd like to cast my vote for The Bowler from "Mystery Men"... I think I may have a cynicism fetish.

Apr 15 10 - 9:29am
erg

Carla Gugino was the hotness in that movie--young, old every which way. And major points for remembering Michelle Pfeiffer...the camp in that movie is beyond amazing. "You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates. "

Apr 15 10 - 9:48am
paul

Hellboy? Sexy? That pick deserves a formal apology.

Apr 15 10 - 9:55am
MS

@PO

Too right, man. This felt equivalent to watching quote-unquote female models that I'm supposed to find attractive b/c gay men love little-boy-like anorexic Eastern European women attractive.

Apr 15 10 - 11:07am

Who knew they let gay bashers write comments. :p

Apr 15 10 - 11:44am
DTO

This is the internet. Who knew they let people BESIDES gay bashers write comments? :)

Apr 15 10 - 12:12pm
Anon

Halle Berry. Catwoman suit. Enough said!

Apr 15 10 - 12:32pm

Halle Berry is hot in a lot of things, but put her in a superhero movie and she becomes as alluring as a block of wood.

Apr 15 10 - 1:32pm
marko

wow - simultaneously gay and gay bashing! in the same column! not bad.

Apr 15 10 - 3:15pm
jin

are the people critiquing this list as "gay" arguing with christian bale as number one? as a straight lady, I AGREE.

Apr 15 10 - 3:16pm
@jin

yep, christian bale is yummy :)

Apr 15 10 - 4:18pm
ChristianBaleFTW!!!

Oh hell yeaaaah,Christian outsexied Clooney by 10 batarangs!!! Omg,he definitely brought sexy back to Batman/Bruce Wayne!!! George "Arrogant" Clooney was the WORST excuse for my fave superhero since Val Kilmer!!! Omg,he totally killed it for me,he was an empty suit as Bruce Wayne,and an empty Cowl as the Dark Knight,he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked!!! Christian is HOT,SEXY,and HUNKY!!! The Sexiest Batman everrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ~Balehead4Life

Apr 15 10 - 4:31pm
PO

Gay bashing? lol. I pointed out that there is quite an aesthetic dissonance between this list and a "sexiest movie superheroes" list from anyone other than a gay man. Give it a rest, people. How about calling this list "sexiest gay icon superheroes"?

Apr 15 10 - 4:39pm
?

hey PO--who'd be on your list?

Apr 15 10 - 7:42pm
Plankton

@ABM was spot on with a "Mystery Men" reference. The whole team should've made the list (yes, even "The Spleen").

Apr 15 10 - 7:55pm
Bruce Wayne

Rebecca Romijn (ftw), Famke Janssen, Halle Berry 2x, Uma Thurman 2x, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanssen, Lynda Carter, Helen Slater

Apr 15 10 - 8:18pm
KS

It's a pretty gay list. I think it's a good list, but then I'm gay.

Apr 15 10 - 11:45pm
Toby

I'm just glad Hellboy was part of this list.

Apr 16 10 - 1:07am
Kim

Goooooood list! And yeah, the Rogue/Iceman thing always bothers me. Rogue, honey, take another look at your options here, even without Wolverine you'd be trading up. Plus, she and Jackman did have way better chemistry than her and the other guy.

Apr 16 10 - 1:41am
Anon.

I would always vote Robert Downey, Jr. over Christian Bale. Hands down. Have you SEEN the man?

Apr 16 10 - 5:09am
olgg

This is all wrong! Who made this ranking anyway?
It's obvious Tony Stark should be no1! And NOT Baman...
I am disappoint.

Apr 16 10 - 5:33am

You forgot Famke Janssen as Marvel Girl

Apr 16 10 - 5:34am
Nunya

Seriously? You used a screen shot of the scene wherein Silk Spectre gets beaten and almost raped to underscore her sexiness? You should be ashamed.

Apr 16 10 - 11:46am

No Linda Carter as Wonder Woman? This list, I'm afraid, is incorrect.

Apr 16 10 - 1:22pm
luke

I vote for Dr. Manhattan. What's not to like about giant uncut blue penises?

Apr 16 10 - 1:55pm
TFM

@anonymous - the list is "movie" superheroes. Wonder Woman was a TV show.

Apr 16 10 - 9:14pm
Sanskrit

Rob Lowe in The Specials. His costume was basically just a skin-tight blue t-shirt. What's not to love about that? Famke Jansen was smoking in X2, but I can see how having three X-Men on the list would've been overkill and Paquin deserves it more.

Apr 17 10 - 3:17am
Nony

Christopher Reeve should have been number one. No Eartha Kitt for Catwoman?!

Apr 19 10 - 1:46pm
Max

I think Christopher Reeve should be at the top of the list everone else is perfect.

Apr 19 10 - 1:48pm
Madmax

I think Christopher Reeve should top on this list, everyone else is cool.

Apr 19 10 - 7:53pm
RV

I am all over Christian Bale

Apr 22 10 - 9:30pm
Rachel

spot on. well played.

Apr 23 10 - 7:15am
travelerstogo

Hugh Jackman should be numbers 1, 2, and 3.

Apr 23 10 - 10:56am
BlackCat

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool was the only good thing about that HORRENDOUS Wolverine origin movie. That man is drop-dead sexy (especially in Blade)! And how come Blade didn't make this list? Vampires that DONT sparkle are sexy!

Apr 24 10 - 9:11am
TFT

Bale as Batman or Bateman always gets our vote. Good that Downey has moved up from Less than Zero.

Apr 24 10 - 10:26am
TFT

BTW Max Shreck in the Catwoman movie was the real name of actor who played the original Nosferatu in Murnau's (sp) German Expressionist classic.

But you 20 somethings knew that, right?

May 02 10 - 9:23pm
MRNORTON

Where was Mystery Men on this list?? Hello! William H. Macy??

Love the list...you picked someone for every pining superhero fan out there

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