Are you a straight male in America who thought you hit rock bottom upon hearing of Natalie Portman's recent pregnancy, betrothal? Then perhaps you should boycott French choreographers.
And if that's not enough, you could join the self-described "American man" who has apparently already hit rock bottom and is urging his compatriots to join him in boycotting American women.
As this American man wrote on his blogspot,
I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
This little online manifesto ends by telling readers to "date/marry only foreign women." The sentiment seems to be catching on; there are already a number of guys on the site supporting the cause, men with names like Sam, James, Mark, Frank, and Doug, but not Ray, and especially not Ray Rahman. American women, this is probably the most important takeaway here: not Ray Rahman.
Included below are a couple of songs that are really the same song that Sam, James, Mark, Frank, and Doug (but not Ray Rahman) probably love.
