Arousal
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
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"The word of the day is legs, now lets go home and spread the word."
"My left leg is Thanksgiving and my right leg is Christmas. Would you like to spend some time between the holidays?"
"Hey baby, nice legs. What time do they open?"
"You've got me as hard as a pineapple: It hurts to touch it!"
"Are you the Hulk's anger? 'Cause I'm gettin' huge just thinking about you!"
"You give me the hardest semi I have ever had."
"Are you Irish? 'Cause my penis is Dublin."
"Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"My jeans fit just fine when I put them on, but now I think I'm getting a little chubby" (pause) "Well, not a 'little' chubby--a big chubby. But now I ruined the double entendre... Hey, where are you going? Give me some credit here. I know what a 'double entendre' is."
"You make my balls tingle."