Cat Calls on the Street
"if i was a bunny i'd stick my carrot in you!"
"Hey Baby, you ever have your asshole eaten by a fat guy in an overcoat?"
Hocus Pocus, get in focus! RAW ASS!!
That kid need a littel brother!!
That kid sure can use a new daddy!!
I'd eat a mile of your shit to see where it came from
Want to help break up a family?
"Whoo! You are a tall glass of milk! Can I have a drink o' that?"
"Damn baby you make the front of my pants shake like a cracked out spider monkey!!"
"Does your boyfriend know you are going to be sucking my dick later?"
"Hey girl, you do shit?"
"Baby I'll eat that pussy right now!"
"Hey, girl! Lemmie see yo' butthole!"
"You look like a ho but you don't dress like one."
(If you see a mother walking with a stroller/with her child) "Want Another One?!"
"You're tasty!"
"Yo can I get fries with that shake?!?"
"Get your tits out!"
"Lemme stick things in you!"
"MEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW"
(From a car) Guys: "Did you ladies call a cab?" Ladies: "No..." Guys: "Oh, 'cause we're here to pick you up!"
"I wanna hold your hand!"
"Hey yo TITTIES! LEMME PEE IN YO BUTT!"
"Ain't nothin' like a white girl with a fat ass."
"Nice tits!"
(Some old homeless guy yelled this at me as I walked down the street. I have to admit, it cracked me up, although I didn't take him up on the offer): "Hey blondie, blondie, you can come do my laundry!"
A homeless guy walked up to me and said, "You loook like a BAARBIE doll." If you respond to this I'll have absolutely no follow up comment!
"Hey baby, I'd like to drink your bathwater!"
"I wanna spread you on a biscuit!"
"Get your bangers and mash out!"
"Bitch, I would eat yo shit"
"Hey baby, can I take you home and stick it in you?"
(to a girl cycling down the street) "hey love! Can I sniff your bicycle seat?"
"Excuuuuuuse me girls, but, like, um, YUUUUUM!!!!!!!"- Rigid Rooster