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(Spill small amount of liquid on female) "Hey baby, let's get you out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!"

(Spill small amount of liquid on female) "Hey baby, now that I got you all wet, how about we get you out of them clothes?"

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants..." -Mike "Are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see"==== "Hey, looks like you're drunk. Do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?"

"I never thought you could look prettier 'til I saw three of you."

"Is that a keg in your pants? ...'Cause I sure wouldn't mind tappin that ass!"

"I'm glad I see two of you, because I wish there were a thousand!" (swear it's charming coming from a drunk college freshman)

Drink till ya want me!

"You got a keg in those pants, because I want to tap that ass!"

"I hear your ankles are having a party. Why not tell your panties to come on down?"