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"I'd love to violate your trademarks."
"I am very rich. Would you like to go to a non descript hotel and have sex with me because of my riches?"
"I'm not really this tall -- I'm just sitting on my wallet."
"If I flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"
"Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be."
"Hi. Hey, can I buy you a ... car?"
"Can i Give You A Ride?... I wasn't talking about a car"