Spontaneous Pickup Lines
"We could have sex in the park if you want to."
"Your eyes speak to me. They tell me about your pussy."
"Can i call your mama and thank her for the lovely body she gave you?"
So a man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore
Im about to use a really terrible pick up line on you, so can i just have your number instead?