Ever had your belly-button french-kissed from the inside?
There I was browsing the CD's at the local Wal-Mart and one of the male associates walks over to help....like, when does that ever happen? But he did.
Out of the blue he askes me to the movies. After a moment of shock, I pointed out that he didn't even know my name. "Well neither do you," he said. I just pointed at his nametag and walked off chuckling to myself.
After thinking it over I decided that for him to ask out a virtual stranger, while on the clock and in a camera-monitored area, took some serious balls. About an hour after the initial "hit," I walked up to him as he was helping someone else, slipped a paper with my name and digits into his vest pocket, and slipped away again almost before he knew I was there. We've been together 3 1/2 years ;).
A guy walked up to a lady sitting at the bar, put his hand in her drink and pulled out a handful of ice. He then threw it on the floor, stepped on it to crush it, and said: "So... now that the ice is broken, wassup baby?"