June 18, 2009, 07:52 p.m.
"You're the first serious boyfriend that has had more sexual experience than myself. It bothers me so much that I made a threesome pact with a guy that I used to hook up with so that if we break up, I can immediately add a new story into my repertoire."

June 18, 2009, 04:52 p.m.
"We left them for each other. The scandal was worth it. I fucking love you!"

June 18, 2009, 03:49 p.m.
"I can't get over the fact that I'm 'the other woman.' Everyone thinks I am a horrible person for what I did. How am I supposed to live with myself? Is love enough of a justification for causing others so much pain?"

June 18, 2009, 01:49 a.m.
"I never before felt such intense satisfaction from pleasing anyone. The saying 'It's better to give than to receive' hit me. I'd never slept next to anyone and felt like I wanted to sleep next to them every night for the rest of my life..."

June 18, 2009, 08:57 a.m.
"I just want to feel your hands sliding up my bare spine as you thrust into me."

June 17, 2009, 02:11 a.m.
"I was totally into you until you used the word 'totes' to mean totally. Now I am totally against you."

June 16, 2009, 12:57 p.m.
"After being burnt-out on dating for the past six months, I'm getting ready to dive back in and I'm excited again. Seeing new people naked. The excitement, the awkwardness, the disappointment, the thrills. I'm in for all of it and excited by all of it. That's my new attitude and I'm sticking to it, damn you all."

June 15, 2009, 05:25 a.m.
"My neighbors have sex with the curtains open and the lights on so I watch. It (always) goes like this: six minutes in the missionary position. At about minute five he grabs a page of the New York Times and holds it ready. At the last second he pulls out and comes into the paper. He gets up and hobbles out of view with his junk wrapped in newsprint. Then she gets up and checks her email in the nude."

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