August 27, 2009, 02:28 a.m.
"I felt a little bad the other night when, after you spent a good forty-five minutes getting me off with the best oral sex I've ever had, you had a ‘sneak-attack’ climax after about forty-five SECONDS of (just barely) thrusting. But when you told me it was because I'm so hot that you sometimes just can't control it, I didn't feel so bad anymore. I will never grow tired of sex with you."

August 27, 2009, 12:35 a.m.
"I'm about to give up on trying to find someone to date and settle for a fuck buddy. Damn has this been a lonely summer."

August 27, 2009, 12:06 a.m.
"I think I love you and I almost told you that before you left tonight. Yikes."

August 26, 2009, 08:38 p.m.
"I'm a woman and I hate to cuddle after sex."

August 26, 2009, 10:08 a.m.
"I think about you more than I should...we work together...still, I want to know what you taste like, I want you to hurt me, I want you to hold me. I like to think you feel the same...I think I know better."

August 26, 2009, 8:55 p.m.
"I really, really went to break up with him. How the hell did we end up in bed?!"

August 25, 2009, 11:32 p.m.
"If it’s over...you need to update your Facebook page, asshole."

August 25, 2009, 7:06 p.m.
"How common is this situation? You meet a guy. He seems to like you. You like him. You get to know him a little bit, then you sleep with him. He doesn't seem to be able to have an erection. This happens a number of times. He pretends it is not happening. You do everything you can to help...be kind and understanding, etc. He then dumps you coldly with a nice little comment to hurt your feelings. This has happened to me twice! I think you should get at least some kindness and sweetness from him for putting up with his problem, shouldn't you?"

August 25 2009, 12:37 p.m.
"I was upset and kinda depressed when I came home. You came over fed me a greasy cheeseburger, and then fucked me until I couldn't even move and never asked if I wanted to talk about what was bothering me. Thank you, it was just what I needed."

August 24, 2009, 1:18 p.m.
"Sporadic sex is the worst. I can get used to being purely celibate. A little taste of sex just makes me hungry for more."

August 24, 2009, 9:55 p.m.
"He bought us a cookie to share and then ate the whole thing. Looking back, that was totally a red flag."

August 23, 2009, 3:20 p.m.
"Maybe it was silly of me to expect this, but I learned recently that being with someone who has an oral fixation doesn't guarantee good head."

August 22, 2009, 11:49 a.m.
"If you feel the need to download spyware software to monitor your fiancee's online activity... maybe that's a good sign you shouldn't be getting married????"