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Barbra Streisand once sang, "People who need people are the luckiest people in the world." We wonder if she would have changed her tune had she spent some time with the Hooksexup Dating Confessions, where it seems like people who need people mostly just want to get laid. We all wanted to make connections this week, whether it was with friend-with-benefits, that girlfriend from high school, or the cute guy who bartends at that club you go to. But which confessions reached out and touched us? Find out, in this week's Confessie Awards.
The "TelePrompTer? I Hardly Know 'Er!" Award:
The Award for Least Likely to Skip the Ten-Year Reunion:
The "More Effort Than It's Worth, Trust Us" Award
The "You'll Have to Be More Specific" Award
The Insert-Tab-A-Into-Slot-B Award
The Dan Brown Award for Sexual Symbology
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