Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OWW.
This vaguely cannibalism-themed ad comes from Germany, and I was going to say how weird their advertising agencies must be over there, but then I remembered every Skittles commercial from the year 2000 on. So maybe they’re just trying to catch up with us. From AdFreak:
These three ads from Draftfcb in Vienna suggest that Condomi’s fruit-flavored condoms “taste like real fruit.” So much so, in fact, that the wearer might have a reason to fear his (unseen) partner, who might suddenly forget where she (or he) is.
Hey fellas! We know what you like. You like your partner to be comfortable. You like sex to be fun and safe. You like when, in the middle of some oral action, your companion pauses, steadies themselves for the inevitable thrashing, and takes a big ol’ chomp.
Condomi Condoms – We Know What You Like.
Hey ladies (and dude-oriented dudes)! We know what you like. You like to make your guy happy. You know that oral sex doesn’t mean you don’t have to be careful. You like the harsh, coppery taste of blood in your mouth.
Condomi Condoms – We Know What You Like.
Seriously, who the hell is supposed to want this now?