Imagine A World Where Everyone Is Meryl Streep
By James Brady RyanMarch 10th, 2010, 5:27 pmComments (3)
Doesn't it sound magical? At first you might think, what a staggering lack of diversity that world would have, being composed entirely of stately women with excellent enunciation and unassuming German beauty. But it turns out it would be surprisingly varied:
Only a few more people Streep would have to play before the world is complete, as I can't imagine life without the following:
- a very skilled surgeon
- whoever it is that makes the internet keep happening
- the man who runs the burrito cart near Hooksexup HQ
- the man who runs the cupcake van near Hooksexup HQ
- the entire Giants roster
- Neil Patrick Harris
But otherwise, I would say we're good to go.
Commentarium (3 Comments)
She's like the Barbie of acting.
I can't get past the fact that you have access to a cupcake van.
German? Streep is a Dutch name given to her Sephardic forebearers who declined to give their names to the authorities. It means this: --
Now you say something