We here at 61 Frames Per Second take games seriously but we also do not consider any creation a sacred cow. The rest of the internet, prone to madness as it is, is a different story altogether. The veritable ocean of faceless voices out there holds almost every single game ever made in a regard that borders on the religious. Someone, on some message board, will curse your name forever if you say something bad about Revolution X. This what the internet does: it makes people think games about shooting a dominatrix with compact discs in order to rescue Steven Tyler are a good thing.
Then there’s Final Fantasy VII.
As I said earlier this week, Final Fantasy VII makes people go crazy. Chances are, if you slander Final Fantasy VII’s name in any way, a cosplayer will hunt you down and do improbable things to your hair. Say Final Fantasy VII is overrated, and someone will poison your oatmeal and say they “did it for Jenova”.
This is what Final Fantasy VII does to people.
Thanks to NeoGAF user XiaNaphryz for sullying our eyes forever.
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