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Posted by airheadgenius

 

This is a tiny pussy. I daren't post anything more explicit! 

I always thought that it was desirable to have a small tight compact snatch. (Interior I mean - I am aware of the fat punani lover)
From teenage on, I heard derisive comments made about girls with supposedly loose snatches...
"like throwing a sausage up a close" to coin the phrase of a Scot I know.

Baggy snatches were not de rigeur it seemed.

And this notion has stayed with me through adulthood.

A friend of mine described the birth of her first child. The baby was 10 1/2 pounds and my friend delivered naturally, without pain killers, episiotomy or stitches. She was bursting with pride about the lack of medical intervention, as well she might be, but the inclusion of the details about nary a tear or a stitch was, to me at least, like admitted she had a c*nt like a bucket. If that'd been my birth experience, I'd have kept schtum or at least claimed that my punani was torn to shreds.

Many men claim that they prefer the sensation of anal sex because the orifice is tighter. So it appears to be culturally advantageous to have a trim quim.

Which kinda brings me on to a couple confessions (admittedly from a few weeks back. I've been busy)



Again, isn't this like confessing that the puss in question is spacious? A desirable quality in an apartment for sure, but I'd hate my nether regions to be described as roomy. (Mine is, in fact, blissfully compact and bijou, like a European hotel room, errr but smaller)




How the hell does a fist fit? And all the way up to the elbow?? That's way too James Herriot for me.

Is it that some chicks just have larger capacity, or is it an art form that must be practised, like origami or yoga?
I've never been fisted and, quite frankly, I am entirely comfortable with that.

In my experience, if one is being penetrated by a large dick or a large object, the desire for that impossibly stretched sensation increases the closer one gets to orgasm. But, immediately after having it, the exquisite pain is replaced by common or garden pain and the thought "what the fuck was I thinking???" But maybe that's just me.

Questions for you fisting aficionados: clearly vaginas stretch considerably to accommodate a baby's descent and, after a period of time, they go back to their "normal" size. (This is second hand information in my case given that my baby's heads were bigger than my pelvis and they had to be wrenched out of a 4" incision, but that's another story...) Are some vaginas immediately fistable whilst others have to be cajoled? And do they snap back the minute the object has been removed?

As you can see, I feel no shame in being naive on this subject.

Anyway, date machiners, what do you think...
Big snatches, yay or nay?

Lastly, Amboabe once wrote something about there being no such things as small penises, only big vaginas. (As I recall, it was not his opinion. I will link to it when I find the post) which leads me to my final question: Do women experience vagina anxiety?  (Or maybe roomy chicks just get into fisting??)

The end.

(Lots of questions in bold. I'd love some answers)

 

  

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Posted Oct 19 2008, 09:35 AM
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recycledbrooklyn said:

Ha ha!  All creatures great and small... That's lovely.  

October 19, 2008 10:42 AM

timdb said:

Lovely picture!

Fisting - I have no experience and  know nothing except that you need to be careful or she gets hurt. Not exactly surprising.

Big snatches yay or nay? I've met some that were too tight to get into easily but never one so big (or tight) it was a problem. Maybe the old saying 'its not how big it is, its what you do with it' applies to women as well...

I don't know how many women experience vagina anxiety, but I guess that very few, if any, need to.

October 19, 2008 12:50 PM

shakti_vos said:

trust me, the way a vagina looks and feels when it's giving birth is completely different than a vagina getting f*ck'd.  i don't think that's any measure on how tight someone is.

i was able to squeeze my baby's 14" head out of my tiny snatch, but i did tear, does that make my cooter more desirable?

October 19, 2008 3:27 PM

Toluca_86 said:

From everything I've read variations in vaginal size when comparing ones that are unaroused, or else ones that are totally aroused, are fairly minor.  So most differences the fellas talk about are actually a result of the degree of arousal of the women he was with.

Given the history of our culture, it's not totally surprising that men have traditionally preferred "tight" (i.e. unaroused) women...

October 19, 2008 3:29 PM

Toluca_86 said:

Oh, also I've read that when doing something like fisting, the vagina does, for a period of time, remain stretched out.  But, it's a muscle, and it does eventually go back to regular size.

Sometimes women who have given birth are "looser" because that's more serious stretching that sometimes causes damage and tearing.

Again, don't have any firsthand experience here...

October 19, 2008 3:31 PM

thatasianygirl said:

the first time i had sex, the stretched feeling was not exactly the most pleasurable thing that everybody claimed it was. being extremely small (took me months to work three fingers in there!) has it's own disadvantages.

October 19, 2008 5:10 PM

Musing_Mariah said:

My former employer created an instructional video. Fisting isn't as scary as it seems. One word: Lube. Lots and lots of lube.

October 19, 2008 5:52 PM

leonardo1976 said:

As somebody mentioned, a big part of the feeling is the amound of lubrication.  A larger than average vagina added to a lot of lubrication would translate into a not so tight feeling.  I guess if you have a tiny penis then you can really tell the difference between a tight one and a big one.

Fisting?  well, there could always be a first time for everything but it wouldnt something that I would bring up

October 19, 2008 6:44 PM

anathema_teatime said:

I've been told things are rather snug down there. That said, I have some sort of mild fascination with fisting. I don't know why. Maybe just that, as I get older, there aren't that many things left that I've not done. And I do enjoy some rather extreme sex. My boyfriend and I have tried a couple of times, and pretty much, no. Yes, I know how it's supposed to be done (not really a fist, more of a "I'm making a duck shadow puppet" shape), latex gloves, lots of lube, a few orgasms first to get everything warmed up. And the process of him trying was kind of exciting. But when we got to the point where he'd actually push in past the knuckles . . . no. Not gonna happen. I might try again with a girl someday, just for fun. A girl with very small hands.

October 19, 2008 8:44 PM

anathema_teatime said:

BTW, when this subject came up on a girl's only sex discussion group I frequent, one person talked about having been double-fisted . . . one each, fore and aft. This is someone I sort of know in real life, and I really can't look at her now without thinking about her astoundingly capacious bits. Yipers.

October 19, 2008 8:46 PM

loobetchka said:

I didn't like you before this, but this was hilarious.

The All Creatures Great and Small series was my favourite when I was a kid.

"How the hell does a fist fit? And all the way up to the elbow?? That's way too James Herriot for me."

October 20, 2008 12:10 AM

spjv840 said:

Bwhaahha. You are hilarious. Personally, fisting scares me. Never tried it..can't say I won't ever try it because who knows, really? But right now, I'd have to say I wouldn't do it simply because...a fist...is...BIG..and knuckly..and I'm not exactly a big person so I imagine it's not unlike shoving a kid through the vag. OUCH.

October 20, 2008 9:12 AM

zeitgeisty said:

ditto on the Herriot line..  I definitely have always recalled that 'all creatures great and smakk' image whenever I hear about fisting...

October 20, 2008 10:17 AM

airheadgenius said:

recycled - it was beautifully fitting huh? Childhood flashbacks are so appropriate when discussing fisting I find. Ooooo-er

timdb - congrats on yer big knob. I guess it's horses for courses: if a woman finds she is particularly big, she can seek out a well hung man. And those tiny girls can screw the men with the little ones. Someone has to make use of them after all and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me. (This is not an admission of a roomy hotel)

shakti - I am sure your cooter is just peachy. Although 14" made my eyes water just thinking about it.  

October 21, 2008 6:56 AM

airheadgenius said:

Toluca - see, another example as to why "the culture" cannot extend a train of thought: yes, vaginas get bigger as they get aroused, but on orgasm they get tighter even than their unaroused state (in my experience at least). "The culture" should strive for multiple orgasms if tightness is what it's after.

There's that cliche after childbirth about "one stitch for daddy" when the episiotomy cut or natural tear is stitched up to make the vagina smaller than before. That fact gets snickers, yet we get all bent out of shape about female circumcision. The western world is plenty fucked up people, if you happen to be a chick that is. (Glad to see you here by the way. Kinda missed you)

thatasiangirl - anything that makes sex difficult is certainly not an advantage. I hope you've found a suitable no-more-than-medium-sized knob.

Musing - your career path has certainly been more interesting than mine.

October 21, 2008 7:02 AM

airheadgenius said:

leonardo - oh, it must be horrible to have a tiny penis mustn't it?? I am absolutely awash in sympathy for those men, but still don't want to sleep with them. Sorry.

anathema - It totally is "quite exciting" to try and get large stuff up there, but then one's thinking brain kicks in. Maybe it's a trick to save for old age when the punani is all wrinkly and stretched out. (Sorry for the visual)

"one fore and aft" is beautiful too. The description that is. And I am with you on that one, I would be giving that spacious lady funny looks too.

(making myself very late for work here...)

October 21, 2008 7:06 AM

airheadgenius said:

loobetchka - glad to have redeemed myself at least a little bit. I am not entirely evil you know. I found a hilarious All Creatures Great and Small clip on youtube, but I didn't know if this audience would get it. "I wouldn't entirely disown the pie".

spjv - I am saving it too for those days, if they come, when I am totally bored of my snatch being treated nicely.

zeit - another ACG&S fan? Who knew??

October 21, 2008 7:30 AM

Toluca_86 said:

"one stitch for daddy"??  Yikes -never heard that one.  That's like another reason for me not to give childbirth.

October 21, 2008 10:15 PM

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