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Best Week Ever has broken the biggest story of the year: you can get giant boobs by jacking off two guys at once. At least, according to The Journal of Applied Research, a very real sounding magazine cited by Easy Curves, an exercise machine that takes your boobs, lifts, and jams them together.
Anyway, I’m not a scientist, so you should probably watch this video to find out more:
If anyone is interested, my friend Josh and I provide a similar, free service that can save you ladies ten bucks.
[$10, Easy Curves]
[Via Best Week Ever]