I may not have had neighbors conducting body dumps in the middle of the night during the course of my adolescence, but there was that old guy across the way who always shoveled his snow into the street (illegal!), and Timmy — whom they eventually sent away to military school — terrorized my little brother and me to no end. (I once got back at him by dumping a full bucket of water on him when he was all dressed up to go to his Little League game, and then running like hell.)
Whether you have neighbors who conduct illegal activities like snow-shoveling, or just terrorize small children, you can capture all their transgressions with this:
A spy-and-snap-style pair of binoculars. The Celestron VistaPix 8x22 includes a 3-megapixel digital camera lens, for taking pictures of murderous housewives and bullying little snots.
It also, inexplicably, includes an FM radio.
Because Neighborhood Watch Stakeouts can get all sorts of drawn out and quiet. And we wouldn't want you nodding off whilst on the job or nothin'.
[$251.95, Celestron]
[Via GearCrave]