I hate bugs. I mean, really hate bugs. If they’re big, I’m scared of them, but for the most part I wish bugs would go away, forever. I realize that would destroy the ecosystem or whatever, but come on: bugs are gross, and if you like bugs, you are gross. It’s a fact.
That being said, there’s two things I hate more than bugs:
1) Hilarious talking products, ala Big Mouth Billy Bass
2) Bug Zappers
I hate Hilarious Talking Products™, mainly because they are NOT hilarious, and they never shut up. Show me a man who bought a Big Mouth Billy Bass, or Singing Flower, and I’ll show you that same product in the trash, one week later.
And I hate Bug Zappers, because they are loud, frightening, and the idea of electrocuting bugs, then having to clean up their carcasses en masse is horrifying.
So that being said, I realize I’m probably in the minority here (the minority being cranky, ill-humored cowards), so you might like this Talking Bug Zapper, with fifteen hilarious phrases, like “Goodbye Cruel World,” and “That’s gonna leave a mark.”
You can check out a (non-embeddable) video of the Zapper in action over at the product page, and by all means, flame me for being so crankity. You whippersnappers.
[$25, ThingsYouNeverKnewExisted.com]
[Via Nerd Approved]