Where have you been hiding those deep and dirty secrets of yours? If you're incredibly dastardly and conniving, you probably have a warren of secret passageways running around and underneath your house. And that's really cool. I've always wanted a secret passageway.
Well, for $2,000 (or more), you can get your own hidden door! Which is almost as cool! Sorta!
[$2,000+, The Hidden Door Company]
[Via Outblush]
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