Posted by Steph Auteri
Not pickup artist smooth, but rather...
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[$25,000, Nottage Design]
...pool shark smooth...cold as ice smooth...smooth as glass.
[Via The Awesomer]
Related: Let's Play a Little Game, If I Were a Rich Man
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About Steph Auteri
Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, https://twitter.com/stephauteri.