Sometimes, the best gift advice is what not to give. So trust me: please, please, please do not give your significant other this for Valentine's Day:
Okay, it's not that sex toys are out or anything, but I generally try to stay away from anything that 1) has packaging similar to that of a Pokemon, and 2) looks like it has an extremey contagious STD.
Got it? Good. Now go forth and shop.
[£21, OnJoy]
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