When it comes to fashion, I've learned that it pays to highlight your best assets.
Which is why I wear v-neck sweaters and/or shoulder-baring tops.
What to do, however, when your best asset is a bit more...hidden?
[$99.99, LightintheBox]
Thanks to pomoboy and his wife for bringing The Vagina Dress to our attention. The best part? It's totally being marketed as your normal, everyday prom dress. Would I let my imaginary daughter wear this to prom? Over my dead body.
How this will get you laid: With his eyes constantly and helplessly drawn to the prize, you can rest assured that he will love you for your body and not your mind.
Related: Tools of Seduction: Sexy Stilettos, Sincerely, My Vagina