We all know that condoms are a crucial part of safe sex, but let's face it: most condoms are the bedroom equivalent of orthopedic shoes for old ladies. They serve an important purpose, but their aesthetics are, well, less than a turn-on. And when Marc Jacobs steps in to offer his designer take on condoms, you know it's time for a stylish rubber roundup:
The Marc Jacobs Condom
[$13 for 2, eBay]
First and foremost, the Marc Jacobs condom. It comes in matchbook-style packaging with a personal message from Marc: "Remember safety first! xxoo." Oh Marc, you've totally got our backs. And while the condom itself may not be all that stylish, you've got to give it to Jacobs and company for putting it out there in the first place. The only problem? These condoms sold out pretty much instantly online and are now available only via eBay.
The Pasante Halo Condom
[$10.50 for 12, LoveHoney]
UK company Pasante has already made a name for itself by offering a vast range of sleek and sexy condom styles; now, their famous Halo style has an added splash of color and design. With motifs that range from speedometers to soccer balls, condoms have never made the before-sex part so much fun.
The One Condom
[$14 for 12, One Condoms]
One Condoms have a simple but effective marketing strategy: think of a sexy phrase that uses the word "one," put a scintillating image behind it, and presto! you've got stylish condoms. Designs include Cheeky One, One Nibble, One Desire, and One Satisfied Customer, among many, many others.
The Dolphin Condom
[$9 for 12, RipnRoll]
The Dolphin Condom gets big points for conceptual design. While the packaging may leave something to be desired, you can bet that the patented dolphin-shaped tip will do its job. The best part? For every trick you perform, you're sure to get a reward.
The Proper Attire Condom
[$6 for 3, Proper Attire]
Proper Attire is the brainchild of Planned Parenthood, and it recruits designers to create stylish condom packaging that inspires safe sex. These bright, abstract designs from Yigel Azouël are gorgeous, and there are lots more to choose from on Proper Attire's site. (Added bonus: designer Alexander Wang also created condoms for Proper Attire, which is just hilarious.)
Are you inspired yet? Good. Go forth and ensheath in style.
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