And it's definitely not the dad thing; we get boners for men with strollers. Is it the goofy hat? The shaved head? Maybe it's the fact that he's on the American Idol stage (even if it is for charity)? It could just be that we strongly believe most men look better with facial hair.
Blood is nice, too. We prefer to remember Brad like this.
If you do think he looks sexy in that silly hat, you can catch him like that on Idol Gives Back, tonight at 7:30 on Fox.
[Idol Gives Back]
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