Hillary Clinton has had a rough couple of weeks. Even putting the primary aside, the Internets have not been too nice to Clinton. We were hard pressed to find a picture of her in a Google image search that was not intentionally unflattering. And to that (even though we're Obama supporters) we call bullshit. Seriously, we get pissed if someone tags us in a Facebook photo that makes our neck look fat, so we can only imagine that her self-esteem is not at its highest right now. Who can blame her? Where are the unflattering pictures of Obama?
While we can't commit to throwing our vote behind her, we do think she needs a little pick-me-up. So it's time for everybody's favorite game that we realize is a little sexist, Spoon or Spork (don't worry, we'll move onto the men next week).
Does she just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name.
