R. Kelly has been having a rough month. The singer's child pornography trial finally started a few weeks ago and people are already coming out of the woodwork to testify against him. Just yesterday an "expert witness" said there is no way his sex tape could have been faked.
He obviously need some loving right now, but what kind?
Does he just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name.
So if you are of legal age, would you spoon or spork Kelly?