Chris Kattan (who we always thought was gay, but apparently that was just Mango?), married a model named Sunshine Tutt. [Yahoo!] 

What's worse? The fact that Matt Lauer almost accidentally said "Obama bin Laden" or the fact that we got an email about it? [Red Lasso]

Is either worse than Fox News showing footage of a dead model's body? [Huffington Post]

Call Pete Wentz (and his eyeliner) a homo if you want. He can take it. [Jossip]

We used to be sad about the fact that we were a little young to relate to the Brat Pack way back when. But now that Molly Ringwald's new TV role is playing the mother of two teenagers, we feel a little better about the whole thing. [GabbyBabble]

Now that Jessica Biel is blogging, what do we have on her? [People]