How is that we haven't found a reason to share this clip of Ryan Seacrest trying to high-five a blind American Idol contestant?
The former director of faith-based initiatives for the state of Ohio was busted for operating an online prostitution ring.
If you're a high school sports coach and you're going to text an underage girl, try not to do it while you're in the same room as your wife, who is hanging out with one of her parents. Okay?
The guy who killed Oscar Grant pled... not guilty.
Hey, Rhode Island: did you know prostitution is legal indoors in your state?
What do you do if your video game isn't hot anymore? Have your main character walk around naked, which is apparently the plan for the next edition of Tomb Raider.
And 90210's latest attempt to boost its ratings is a guest appearance by Diablo Cody, pictured above.
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