All we can say about the Twitter account Spam Fortune is: it's about time. Spam subject lines have been hilarious for years, and have been bandied about in blogs or maybe even real world conversation, among the more adventurous folks who go outside.
But until now, there was no regular showcase for their zenlike absurdities. In a stroke of inspiration, someone (we know not who) created the Twitter account Spam Fortune.
It's still a new account, but here are some of the Scanner-worthy spam tweets:
Your manhood will fly like a white dove - independent and free!
6:51 AM Apr 22nd from mobile web
Your male member is in fetters? Set him free
11:05 AM Apr 21st from web
To the stars your manhood flies when you are happy with your size.
11:41 AM Apr 17th from web
And when feeling discouraged, don't forget:
If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch
10:20 AM Apr 17th from web
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