Can we just watch you play Grand Theft Auto IV? We're no good at video games; we never even saved the Mushroom Princess. In fact, we still have our NES and we still can't save the Mushroom Princess. But Grand Theft Auto is like a choose-your-own adventure Bruce Willis movie. (Or maybe someone can come up with a better comparison?).
Anyway, you should choose and have the adventure; we just want to watch you play while we sit back and eat pulled pork on a sesame bun and and drink some cold whiskey and tell you to beat up the other guy. How sad is it that that sounds like the perfect date to us these days?
P.S. This video is not safe for work (like you didn't already know that).