Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA 2007, who was stripped of her crown following this and other "scandalous photos"
Let me tell you something about Hartford, Connecticut, the city, I, Scanner Brian was born in.
Actually, better yet, let's not tell you anything about Hartford, Connecticut, because it would just be a waste of space after you read this story. Anything I tell you about Hartford will be brutally shoved aside after you read about one 17-year-old Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen, a volunteer with Mothers Against Drunk Dumbasses, decided to do with her Saturday night when her parents went out of town.
If you think it's entertain little orphan boys with stories from award-winning children's authors, well...
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