It seems like every time we turn around there’s new news about Seinfeld. We're kind of into it, though. Are you?
Even though you’re a little skeptical about Jerry’s entree into Reality TV, aren’t you excited to see the old gang on Curb Your Enthusiasm (except for Michael Richards, he’s still on our shitlist)? We know you miss George Costanza. Don’t you want to watch old school Jerry loosing friends and alienating people while laughing hysterically and spraying half-chewed pretzel crumbs all over your mother's new couch (Put the plastic cover on! That’s what the plastic is for!)? Don’t you want the whole series? For under $100? (yeah, Remote Lindy thought you might like that.)
It’s Friday. Give into the nostalgia. Think about the times at Tom’s Restaurant. Try to come up with a woman’s name that rhymes with a female body part. Hear the strains of Seinfeld slap bass in your ears. It sounds like the early 90's, doesn't it? Le sigh. Remember the classic masturbation-abstinence match of 1992?
Since we’re not sick of them yet. Lets have a look back at “The Contest”
Dolores. It rhymes with Clitoris.
Previously:
"Seinfeld" Cast To Reunite On "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Jerry Seinfeld Does Reality TV?
Today in DVD Bargains: Complete "Seinfeld" Series For Under $100